Here I am at it once again. Trying my hand at writing. First I thought I would write about something that inspired me. I had to drop it firstly because there is too much of that online and secondly I sometimes get inspired by the not so inspiring stuff. Hard enough to keep you readers engaged with unique enough content - this would become your lullaby blog with that stuff.
So alright so then I'll write fiction - but imagination eludes me like I elude the workplace! No success there.
Then what about an autobiography I thought - I know, I laughed when I thought it too..
And in the middle of all this serious thinking, I wonder why I even want to write in the first place. Why else - fame and fortune of-course... It seems so important - signing books, giving these interviews and more importantly giving global gyaan simply because people will listen, since I now will have a book of my own now- ha ha ha.
And the best part is that fame from writing associates one with intelligence! Camouflage of the best sort.
Anyways back from the fantasy - what else can I write about that will make me the next JK Rowling or Salman Rushdie or Dan Brown.
Going by those lines maybe I should write about the Indian sorcerer boy Hari Pattar or a scathing controversial book on Hinduism titled Midday's Grownups or a historical myth based thriller called Chankaya's lungi!
Hmm brilliant ideas - but that would limit me to Indian readers. I need something that will get me readers all around the world - and maybe even martian fans who in all probability love reading our version of the universe!
Besides, these books would ensure I get sued for IP rights violation or exiled form India for life or even worse, attract debate from "intellectuals" on Chankaya - that would be a killer.
Hey, speaking of martians, maybe I should write about extra terrestrial life forms. I'm sure I would have a lot of buyers for that - our average day is filled with no suspense or fun, just the drab old comfortable life filled with comfort and luxury - this book would fill this void!!!
But then I would need research to be done for that - that means work - nope, no way that is happening.Not worth all that fame. I always feel proud of my ability to set my priorities straight.
Ok maybe I will write a romantic novel based on my love life - The book would be "I fell for her, I was happy, she fell for somebody else. I was sad.... No, its not an error. That's all there is to it, dont search for the remaining part because there isn't one.
Hmmm. This isnt working. I just don't know what to write about! May be Ill just settle down writing a cook book based on my moms cooking - ha that's it!!! And it shall be called "Cooked with love, served with care and appreciated with awe(by me of course)"!!!
So alright so then I'll write fiction - but imagination eludes me like I elude the workplace! No success there.
Then what about an autobiography I thought - I know, I laughed when I thought it too..
And in the middle of all this serious thinking, I wonder why I even want to write in the first place. Why else - fame and fortune of-course... It seems so important - signing books, giving these interviews and more importantly giving global gyaan simply because people will listen, since I now will have a book of my own now- ha ha ha.
And the best part is that fame from writing associates one with intelligence! Camouflage of the best sort.
Anyways back from the fantasy - what else can I write about that will make me the next JK Rowling or Salman Rushdie or Dan Brown.
Going by those lines maybe I should write about the Indian sorcerer boy Hari Pattar or a scathing controversial book on Hinduism titled Midday's Grownups or a historical myth based thriller called Chankaya's lungi!
Hmm brilliant ideas - but that would limit me to Indian readers. I need something that will get me readers all around the world - and maybe even martian fans who in all probability love reading our version of the universe!
Besides, these books would ensure I get sued for IP rights violation or exiled form India for life or even worse, attract debate from "intellectuals" on Chankaya - that would be a killer.
Hey, speaking of martians, maybe I should write about extra terrestrial life forms. I'm sure I would have a lot of buyers for that - our average day is filled with no suspense or fun, just the drab old comfortable life filled with comfort and luxury - this book would fill this void!!!
But then I would need research to be done for that - that means work - nope, no way that is happening.Not worth all that fame. I always feel proud of my ability to set my priorities straight.
Ok maybe I will write a romantic novel based on my love life - The book would be "I fell for her, I was happy, she fell for somebody else. I was sad.... No, its not an error. That's all there is to it, dont search for the remaining part because there isn't one.
Hmmm. This isnt working. I just don't know what to write about! May be Ill just settle down writing a cook book based on my moms cooking - ha that's it!!! And it shall be called "Cooked with love, served with care and appreciated with awe(by me of course)"!!!
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